Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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homosexuals are gay

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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honest politician

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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