- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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