A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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homosexuals are gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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