Dakota Fanning

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Jimmy Saville

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The Christian Bible.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Winter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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