- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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