Vicky is my best friend.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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This is a joke

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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