Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Joke

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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People...

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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