- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

sweating like antoni with a girl

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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