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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

say cheese

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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