What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

I am a women

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

woman's rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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