Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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adam hodgson !

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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