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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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