- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

How old is your mom Dead

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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