There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Cancer.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Lewis

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