- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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