What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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david what a baghead

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Breast cancer.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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