- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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