how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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you are a åsshole :)

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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