Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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knock knock come in!

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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