Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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this is not a joke.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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