What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

world peace

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

2 + 2 = 4

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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