Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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