- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

elen degeneres is straight....

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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