- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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