Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

were at work systems r down

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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