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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

poopy is poopy

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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