*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what do you call a black guy african american

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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