- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Caramel Boing.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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