- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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