- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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