What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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