How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Anti Joke

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