What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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