- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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