I'm homeless.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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No your aunties a joke

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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