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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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