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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Justin with a hat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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