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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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