Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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www.xnxx.com

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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