Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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