- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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