Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Barbara Streisand

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What would Muhammed do?

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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