- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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