- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Penis

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Chlamydia

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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