What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

quantum physics?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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