what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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