A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Women's rights.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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