- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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