- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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