Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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