whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what's the difference between a crocodile?

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Equal rights!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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