- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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