do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

women's rights, lol

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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