- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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