But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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