Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

How do you end a sentence

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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