knock knock!? . . No.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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