Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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non poop

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Your Mom The End.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

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