- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Women's Rights

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

the economy.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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