- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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