How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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