Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Anti Joke

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