why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Cripples are lame.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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