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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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