- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Click here for free sandwich.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A muslim walks into a gun shop

su algato es en fuego

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

An Asian with a big dick.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??