What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Robin, get in the car!

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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