If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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The cream, it is coming

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Connor is homosexuaI

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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SHUT UP JP

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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