- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Then none of us want to be right.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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