Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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bite me

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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