yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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hi

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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