Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Rylan Clark

Colin is gay but toasters are not

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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