- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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