four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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