Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's the new green? Green

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Katy Perry

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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