What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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PIED NINNY!

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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