- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Detroit has a low crime rate

Womans baksetball...

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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