- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is funnier than 24 69

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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