- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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