- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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