- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Where's my baby??

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

im gay

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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