Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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