What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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