- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How high is the sky? True or False

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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