Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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