- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

No it doesnt..

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

eh

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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