- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Please Rape William Wright

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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