- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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