What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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women's rights

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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I love you

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Anti Joke

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