- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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