- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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