- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Phew... it's gone.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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