- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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